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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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