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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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