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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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