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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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