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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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