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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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