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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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