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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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