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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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