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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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