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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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