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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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