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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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