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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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