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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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