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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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