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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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