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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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