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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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