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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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