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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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