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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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