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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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