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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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