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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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