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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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