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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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