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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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