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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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