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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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