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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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