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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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