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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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