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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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