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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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