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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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