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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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