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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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