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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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