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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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