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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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