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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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