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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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