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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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