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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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