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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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