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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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