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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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