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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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