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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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