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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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