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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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