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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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