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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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