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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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